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Notable Quotables

Using Quotation Marks for Emphasis

Dear Everyone, Who told you you could use quotation marks for emphasis? No, seriously, this is not a rhetorical question: WHO WAS IT, and how did this nightmare begin? Who or what is responsible, so that we might blame and/or … Continue reading

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Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit

Brevity Is The Soul of Wit

Thanks to Twitter, texting and instant messaging, there has never been a more glorious time for creative abbreviations and shorthand. Though Shakespeare once wrote, “Brevity is the soul of wit,” he could not in his wildest, Midsummeriest dreams have imagined … Continue reading

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A Job To Die For

Liz Lemon Book

This is one of those rare ads where the misspellings are so egregious, the grammar so profoundly disturbed, the typos so prevalent, it feels almost like art. Things Smart People Avoid: Rabid animals Trader Joe’s parking lots Pyramid schemes The … Continue reading

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Ask And Ye Shall Receive

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Look, you want to make an easy $25. Who doesn’t? But sometimes, you’re really in the mood to make that sweet, easy money and┬ásimultaneously risk getting shot point-blank in the face. Well, lucky you! This job posting is here to … Continue reading

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