There’s no better way to introduce this “job” than through the words of our submitter, R.K., when asked if he/she had anything else to say about this ad:
“Just, what the hell is she talking about?”
What indeed, Mister or Miss R.K. What indeed.
Oh, hello Natalie. Hey, quick question for you, when you have a second… WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! Every sentence of this job post is like its own tiny Rubik’s Cube. Only significantly less colorful, and made of stupidity instead of plastic.
Your “large team” of WHAT? Softball players? Horses? Champions?
What kind of “party”? Costume? Communist? Tea?
On initial review, there seem to be three possibilities: