Category Archives: Unsettling Grammar/Spelling

HI WHY ARE WE YELLING

Bottoms Up!

Looking for a waitressing, bartending or other food/beverage/hospitality type job in South Florida? If so, I’d like to say how sorry I am about that, for a variety of reasons, not least of which is job posts like this one. … Continue reading

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Notable Quotables

Using Quotation Marks for Emphasis

Dear Everyone, Who told you you could use quotation marks for emphasis? No, seriously, this is not a rhetorical question: WHO WAS IT, and how did this nightmare begin? Who or what is responsible, so that we might blame and/or … Continue reading

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OMG Dream Job!

OMG Lolcat

  ZOMG YOU GUYS! It has finally happened! A job has been offered! Now, I’m no mathmagician (that’s what professional math-doers are called right?) but I’d put the statistical probability of finding a job posting INTENDED for job seekers WHO … Continue reading

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A Job To Die For

Liz Lemon Book

This is one of those rare ads where the misspellings are so egregious, the grammar so profoundly disturbed, the typos so prevalent, it feels almost like art. Things Smart People Avoid: Rabid animals Trader Joe’s parking lots Pyramid schemes The … Continue reading

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Father Christmas

Sad Santa Claus

Let’s see… just perusing the job listings… man, it’s rough out there, not a lot to apply for…I wonder if–   OH HI NO NOT AT ALL WHY DO YOU ASK MY DAD LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE LARRY DAVID ALSO … Continue reading

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