Category Archives: PLEASE STOP YELLING

HI WHY ARE WE YELLING

Bottoms Up!

Looking for a waitressing, bartending or other food/beverage/hospitality type job in South Florida? If so, I’d like to say how sorry I am about that, for a variety of reasons, not least of which is job posts like this one. … Continue reading

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Getting Paid For It

Exclamation Mark

Ah, the exclamation point!¬†Admittedly not the most versatile of all punctuation, but the exuberant little fellow has its time and place, and is certainly beloved by AvoidThisJob. Let’s have a brief refresher, shall we? Things Exclamation Points Suggest Innocent enthusiasm! … Continue reading

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Father Christmas

Sad Santa Claus

Let’s see… just perusing the job listings… man, it’s rough out there, not a lot to apply for…I wonder if–   OH HI NO NOT AT ALL WHY DO YOU ASK MY DAD LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE LARRY DAVID ALSO … Continue reading

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When Every Room Is The Ladies Room

Niagra Falls

So you’ve settled in, you’ve got your cup of coffee, and you’re once again browsing through the job listings… man, it’s all the same, right? Like, job after job, they all just blend in to one another…it’s like, you can … Continue reading

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Working For Peanuts

Mr Peanut Top Hat

Working in any capacity for the uber-rich is a tough gig, and that goes double for being a personal assistant (AKA Scapegoat/Slave/Den Mother/Shrink).¬†Expectations are high, with little room for error. To be a great personal assistant, you’ve got to have … Continue reading

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