Category Archives: I Know That’s Not What You Meant But It Made Me Laugh Anyway

Bringing New Meaning To The Phrase ‘Casting Couch’

Casting Couch

Thanks to our anonymous submitter for this job listing. What a fantastic opportunity for any young actor to combine reality-show fame-whoring with actual whoring! Highlights: While there are certainly sex workers who are also feminists, you appear to be using the two … Continue reading

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Data Entry Ninja

Data Entry Ninja

Oh, hooray. More ninjas.   First off, the description of this position looks like a bizarre Word Jumble gone wrong. Did the CEO of your company get drunk while playing Boggle and decide The Universe was telling him to invent … Continue reading

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Recent Hogwarts Grads Only

Wizard Mickey

At long last.   Finally! A wizard position has opened up! And just like those combo Taco Bell/Pizza Huts, like chocolate/peanut butter, someone has realized that nothing goes together like HTML/sorcery. You know how sometimes you’ll find developers, but they … Continue reading

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Setting The Bar Too High

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Not necessarily a dream job, but mostly OK until the second to last sentence. The ideal candidate is a part-time student with “unprecedented verbal, written and interpersonal communication skills.”   Unprecedented! Hmm. Well, that certainly is setting the bar a little … Continue reading

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Study Funded By The Monster Under Your Bed

Monster Under The Bed

Do you have kids? Want to earn an easy $175 by renting their tiny bodies to science? Sure you do!

Posted in Danger, Guinea Pigs, I Know That's Not What You Meant But It Made Me Laugh Anyway, The Kids Are Not Alright | 4 Comments