Category Archives: Guinea Pigs

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Corn Dogs The New Taste Sensation

REGRET. One of mankind’s most powerful emotions. From the tragic: Dear Friar Laurence: Wow. I REALLY wish I had waited a little longer to take that poison and follow my lover into her “grave.” Awesome plan, buddy. That worked out … Continue reading

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When Every Room Is The Ladies Room

Niagra Falls

So you’ve settled in, you’ve got your cup of coffee, and you’re once again browsing through the job listings… man, it’s all the same, right? Like, job after job, they all just blend in to one another…it’s like, you can … Continue reading

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Study Funded By The Monster Under Your Bed

Monster Under The Bed

Do you have kids? Want to earn an easy $175 by renting their tiny bodies to science? Sure you do!

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