Category Archives: Danger

Ask And Ye Shall Receive

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Look, you want to make an easy $25. Who doesn’t? But sometimes, you’re really in the mood to make that sweet, easy money and┬ásimultaneously risk getting shot point-blank in the face. Well, lucky you! This job posting is here to … Continue reading

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Pygmalion Comes To Craigslist

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Goes from funny, to creepy, to downright disturbing in just three lines! Who could ask for more? Highlights: Why the quotation marks around ‘sculpture’?! It’s the wrong word, yes, but clearly the poster doesn’t know that or else they would… … Continue reading

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$25/hr To Follow My Wife

Stalker Alert

I’m sure this situation is healthy, and not all dangerous for anyone involved! What a wonderful opportunity! What could possibly go wrong? Oh, that’s right, everything you could possibly imagine. And then some more.

Posted in Danger, PLEASE STOP YELLING, WTF | 14 Comments