Spiderman is a pretty lucky guy. Granted, maybe not so much the day he was bitten by a radioactive spider in a freak accident at a science exhibition. That probably kind of sucked (your lab has enough money for a particle accelerator but not for a exterminator? Come on. That’s just slovenly.) But to be fair that was really Peter Parker’s crappy day, not Spiderman’s. And actually, it worked out pretty well for him in the end.
Wall-crawling, super-strength… all pretty cool. But the spider sense is really the prize. He can “sense danger” and has almost precognitive abilities! So vague. So awesome. So irritating if you are trying to plan him a surprise party. So what does this have to do with avoiding jobs?
Well, one quick read of this job posting should get ANYONE’S spider sense tingling like crazy. And not a fun tingle, rather a “this ad smells distinctly of Axe body spray and roofies” kind of alarm.
Hey ladies, you know how dressing slutty, then squeezing into a car with five drunk dudes you’ve never met is a recipe for safe, wholesome good times? Oh, right, no. No it is not. Hey, but at least you are putting your headshot to good use! Welcome to Hollywood: Where Dreams Come To Die/Get Date Raped.