Category Archives: Creepy Photo Requirement

Knight In Shining Armor

Sexy Maid

Many thanks to AvoidThisJob reader Aubriane for submitting this creepy find! Well, hello Prince Charming! What a chivalrous hero! Helping ladies who “need rescued” is a dying art, so it’s good to know there are still some gentlemen out there, looking … Continue reading

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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

Hey, male models! Ever get the sense that there’s something more out there? I mean, sure, you’ve got it pretty good. You won the genetic lottery, and you’re living the dream: able to use your God-given, gym-perfected rippling abs, chiseled … Continue reading

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Doggie Day Care

creepy-dog

This is quite possibly the greatest job listing this blog has ever seen. Best enjoyed when read aloud, with a somber and dramatic flair; think James Earl Jones meets your high school drama teacher. (click to enlarge image) Right? Imagine, for example, James Lipton … Continue reading

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Good Luck With That

Sad Empty Piñata

Hello there, Overly-Specific-Job-Poster. Now, I am admittedly filled with a dank and dusty cynicism (much like an piñata, but overstuffed with broken dreams instead of candy.) Which is probably why I find your optimism in placing this ad odd, but … Continue reading

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