Are you a linen-lover desperately looking to work, in some capacity, with towels, but you find the atmosphere at Bed, Bath & Beyond too stifling and “corporate”?
Oh, no? That does not in any way describe you? Or anyone you have ever met, or can imagine?
Then you’ll probably want to avoid this job.
Highlight: The extensive breakdown of various towel-types.
Lowlight: The extensive breakdown of various towel-types.
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I wonder if they’d take someone who’s a little wet behind the ears.
Eh… they’d probably just end up throwing in the towel.
things I hate in job ads, and indicators of illegitimate/scam/B.S/Bitch positions… “energetic individual” have you ever met an energetic individual, they are annoying as shit and normally dumber than they are annoying… I hear that and I think, their looking for someone who I would like to punch in the face, over and over again.
basically energetic individual just means, scum of the earth too dumb to realize they are being scammed.
also thank God this ad was short, when they started goin off on different towels i felt my brain start to short circut with boredom.
towelie says “anytime you go somewhere new, you should always bring a towel” “wanna get high”