Do you have kids?
Want to earn an easy $175 by renting their tiny bodies to science?
Sure you do!
Drs. Baba Yaga and Witchy McEvil are running this delicious “Child Taste” study at the prestigious Gingerbread Hospital on Candy Cane Lane. Follow the breadcrumbs!
(Kids: No matter what your parents tell you, or how appetizing that chocolate fountain behind the gumdrop doorway looks… avoid this job.)