At long last.
Finally! A wizard position has opened up! And just like those combo Taco Bell/Pizza Huts, like chocolate/peanut butter, someone has realized that nothing goes together like HTML/sorcery.
You know how sometimes you’ll find developers, but they have, like, ZERO ability to cast spells? So annoying! And then you’ll find a really skilled magic user, but they’re all, “I can turn you to stone but I have no idea how to operate a remote server.” It’s like, WTF, Merlin! Stop combing your magnificent white beard and spend some time learning Drupal already. Get it together. Your facial hair is silky enough! Stop obsessing!
You’re looking for someone who “technically can do anything and everything.” Got it. Well, it’s good to know you aren’t setting the bar too high! So far, I understand that this job requires magical abilities, and omnipotence. I am sure that I am in no way misinterpreting that. Any other actual details?
Hmm. A surprising lack of focus on the spell-casting aspects of this job. Also, it kinda seems like you are actually looking for someone who can do a few specific, computer-related things, not, in fact, someone who “technically can do anything,” i.e. raise the dead and control the elements…
All-powerful developers should have at it, but any self-respecting wizard should probably avoid this job.