Many thanks to AvoidThisJob reader Aubriane for submitting this creepy find!
Well, hello Prince Charming! What a chivalrous hero! Helping ladies who “need rescued” is a dying art, so it’s good to know there are still some gentlemen out there, looking out for those who are “down on their luck.” Sure, like all charitable people/institutions, you have a age/weight restriction, but so what? It’s like that plaque on the Statue of Liberty says: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free… (P.S. NO FATTIES)”
Now… this “private” bedroom you have available…are the secret cameras you hid in the air ducts, under the toilet seat and behind the bathroom mirror going to be recording ALL the time, or are they motion-sensitive? Just curious. Thanks!
- “I am willing to trade…” What a weird way to put that. As if the people of the Internet were approaching you, asking you for a room. We are not.
Slim ladies: let’s think about this for a moment. How much could the rent on one room be worth? This guy is looking to hire a live-in housekeeper, cook and (if the chemistry is right!) sex slave for less than $20/day. It doesn’t matter how down on your luck you are, there is always farther down to go. Like, say, DOWN INTO THE LAIR OF A SERIAL KILLER. Then you will really Need Rescued.
Please. Avoid this “job”.