Thanks to Kate M. for today’s submission. She says, “my husband sent me this link – he’s considering applying for the job. I let him know that, as his wife, I’m a little uncomfortable with the possibility…” As well you should be, Kate. As well you should be.
(We’ve highlighted the critical information for your reading pleasure. The rest is dull as dirt, so feel free to skim.)
Right. So… that’s illegal.
But kudos for noting that the “potential range of tasks can be daunting.” Simply juggling everyone’s priorities will be hard, but the sheer logistics of consummating a marriage to a “portfolio of properties” has to be nightmarish… I mean… the paper-cuts ALONE…
Objectum sexuals, you may have just found your dream position. Everyone else: avoid this job.
(For more information on how NOT to use the word “literally,” please visit Literally, A Web Log. Seriously. Please. Do it for America.)